This is pretty funny, in a dark time. Definitely got me.
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Apr 1, 2020, New York – In a surprising turn around on his position criticizing New York City for the spike in corona virus cases, US President Donald Trump has donated the centrepiece of his real estate empire, Trump International Hotel, to the City of New York, to help in the battle against the COVID-19 virus.
Calling on his many friends in the construction industry, the top 25 floors of the hotel were converted virtually overnight into state-of-the art hospital facilities with ventilators in every suite. Minimal renovation was required to the lower floors which are being used to care for patients considered to be terminal.
“I felt I should do what I can,” the President said in a press conference announcing the donation. Accompanied by New York City Mayor, Bill de Blasio who had been pleading for assistance, the Mayor remarked on the turn around, “There are many people in the 1% who are able to help. It is gratifying to see the President leading by example. Who knows, maybe he’s growing as a person.”
“The hotel industry is taking a beating with this thing anyway,” Trump said, “we were dying. Nobody knows where this is going. After it’s over, if it’s ever over, the City can give it back. We’ll fumigate and be back in business in no time. It’s a win-win.”
APRIL FOOLS!
